You’re not the kind of scent I’d like to have at home to greet my visitors but since you’re a great help, I tolerate your presence. You’ve killed nasty mosquitoes instantly and you’ve kept the flies, cockroaches and ants at bay. You’re grand at doing your job! My home is insect-free now and I’m confident to open my windows and doors without fear of dengue fever!
I just wish you were capable of doing a lot more things when I use you often though, like:
• Your fragrance turns to Hermes, Chanel or Clive Christian scents when I need you for social events
• Act as shield from people who always come to me and pour emotional junks because they drag my spirit down
• Shut moaners up by making them cover their mouth and run away from your odor; and lastly
• Be a repellant to people who ONLY remember me when they need something from me (e. g. borrow money, ask favor for errands and other tasks) so that they maintain a decent distance and pride.
I know it sounds selfish and anti-social but sometimes I need extra repellant powers to squirt some inconsiderate people. I do not intend to kill them just intimidate them maybe.
I really wish you were more than just an insect and mosquito killer.