A knock at the door…
I ran and checked who’s knocking.
Neighbor: What’s that funny smell?
Me: Funny? You mean the stinky smell of dried squid that I just fried?!?
Neighbor: (Big grin!) Yah, that’s funky but funny… you know smelly and sparks a little sexy imagination!
…I shut the door!
Om nom nom! Chomp! Chomp!